An old geezer, who had
been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a
medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:
Dr. Geezer's clinic.
"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was
positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this
would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never
cease to be amused.--Shirley MacClain |
So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic. This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: --- "Dr.
Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in
Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !!
-- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and
goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost
my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse,
please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no
you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having
lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight
has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I
don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is
only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You got your vision back! That will be $500."
The moral of the story is
that, just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old
"Geezer " !!!!